Fairly famished he fain would have filled his frame with the foraged foods of the fodder fragments left by the filthy farmyard creatures. 'Fooey', he said, 'My father's flunkies fare far fancier,' the frazzled fugitive found feverishly, frankly facing facts.
Frustrated by failure and filled with foreboding he forthwith fled to his family. Falling at his father's feet, he floundered forlornly.
'Father, I have flunked and fruitlessly forfeited family favour. 'But the faithful father, forestalling further flinching frantically flagged the flunkies. 'Fetch forth the finest fatling and fix a feast.'
But the fugitive's fault-finding frater frowned on the fickle forgiveness of the former folderol. His fury flashed. But fussing was futile, for the far-sighted father figured, "Such filial fidelity is fine, but what forbids fervent festivity? The fugitive is found! Unfurl the flags, with fanfares flaring! Let fun and frolic freely flow! Former failure is forgotten, folly is forsaken! And forgiveness forms the foundation for future fortitude."
-- Author Unknown